What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
08.06.2025 01:25
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
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In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
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Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Did Obito ever fully redeem himself in everyone's eyes?
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
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Make Nazis afraid again!
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I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Is it okay for my husband to help other ladies without telling me?
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
What is it like to be a Christian in Iran?
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.